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I Like Big Balls And I Cannot Lie

I Like Big Balls And I Cannot Lie

$36.95
$36.95
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Color: Black
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Big yarn, bigger personality. “I Like Big Balls And I Cannot Lie” puts a cheeky crochet twist on a familiar lyric, with jumbo yarn balls, bold color, and plenty of attitude. A funny tee for crocheters, yarn lovers, and makers who appreciate their fiber humor loud, playful, and unapologetic.

Heads up, yarn lovers!

Actual shirt colors may vary slightly from what you see on screen.

Between lighting, screen settings, and monitor magic, your tee might arrive with a smidge of difference, but it’ll still be 100% Knotty-approved.

Description

Knotty Habits Inspired Apparel – Made for Fiber Lovers

We use the Gildan 64000 unisex soft-style tee for a flattering fit and buttery-soft feel. Made with 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester), this tee runs true to size, has a lightweight feel, and holds its shape beautifully — even after many washes.

☑️ Breathable comfort
☑️ Classic retail fit
☑️ Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
☑️ Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA

Whether you’re stitching away or showing off your fiber obsession, this shirt is built for cozy days and creative vibes.

Size Guide

Knotty Habits Size Guide

Fit: Unisex, true to size with a slightly fitted feel. For a relaxed look, size up.

Size Chest Width Body Length
 S 18 in / 45.7 cm 28 in / 71.1 cm
M 20 in / 50.8 cm 29 in / 73.7 cm
L 22 in / 55.9 cm
30 in / 76.2 cm
XL 24 in / 61.0 cm 31 in / 78.7 cm
2XL 26 in / 66.0 cm 32 in / 81.3 cm
3XL 28 in / 71.1 cm 33 in / 83.8 cm
4XL 30 in / 76.2 cm 34 in / 86.4 cm
5XL 32 in / 81.3 cm 35 in / 88.9 cm


How to measure: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure across the chest 1" below the armhole for Chest Width. Measure from the highest shoulder to hem for Body Length. Match to the chart for your perfect fit.


Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

☑️ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
☑️ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt's lifespan.
☑️ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

☑️ FREE SHIPPING on all t-shirts. Every size, every order, no minimum.
☑️ Orders are typically printed and shipped within 7 days of purchase
☑️ Delivery typically takes 2-5 business days after shipping

Note: Shipping times may vary slightly based on product weight and destination.

Returns


We want you to love your order! If something’s not quite right, we offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee within 30 days of delivery.

Just contact us so we can make it right. 💜

Pricing & Sizing

Why are all shirts the same price?

At Knotty Habits, we believe every size deserves the same love. Instead of charging more for larger sizes, we keep our tees one flat price across S–5XL. It’s part of our commitment to inclusivity, comfort, and keeping shopping simple. 🧶✨

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