🎸 Get Your FREE Yarn Rock Collector's Edition Tour Card
"It's like a backstage pass for your yarn obsession" 🎤🧶
2025 YARN ROCK, VOL. 1
Turn up the volume on your yarn addiction!
Grab the official Yarn Rock Tour Card, your backstage pass to the Hooker’s Greatest Stash.
Each card unlocks exclusive perks, first-look designs, and a front-row seat to every Knotty Habits album drop.
Hey There, Fellow Hooker 👋
Crochet Cathy here.
You've probably never heard of me. That's ok, I'm new around the Knotty Krewe too.
Look, I know what you're thinking. As David Byrne said, "And you may ask yourself, well... how did I get here?"
But hear me out.
When I was a kid, album art mattered.
You'd buy a record, rip open that sleeve, and read every word of the liner notes while the needle crackled to life.
The art, the lyrics, the thank-yous to people you'd never meet - it all told a story.
I missed that.
So when Knotty Habits created the Yarn Rock album - a collection of funny, GenX-rock-inspired tees made especially for yarn lovers - I knew we needed something tangible.
Something you could hold.
Something that proved you were here for the first pressing, before this whole thing (hopefully) takes off.
That's this Tour Card.
It's not just a pretty postcard.
It's your official backstage pass to the Knotty Krewe.
And honestly? It's one of my favorite things we've made.
Sound like your kind of people? Keep scrolling to see what this Tour Card is all about. 👇
What Makes This Card Special:
Not just another promo, this one's meant to be kept.
✅ It's numbered - Each one is stamped with "Card No. ___" so you know exactly which pressing you got
✅ It's interactive - That QR code on the back? Scan it for bonus content, behind-the-stitches stories, and first dibs on future albums
✅ It's personal - There's a space for you to write a message. Send it to your yarn-loving bestie or keep it for yourself
✅ It's limited - Once we hit 200 cards, that's it. This first pressing closes and these become collector's items
✅ Hand-signed and personalized by Crochet Cathy - Every Tour Card is personally signed before it ships (only for Vol. 1!)
Why FREE? (And Why Only 200?)
Simple: I want to find my people.
And the truth is...
I only printed 200 to start, because if you're reading this, you're part of the Knotty Krewe's first-ever Yarn Rock Tour.
The crocheters who get it.
Who don't apologize for their stash.
Who hum along to old rock songs while counting stitches.
Who know that "just one more skein" is both a lie and a lifestyle.
If that's you, I want you in the Krewe.
This card is my way of saying "welcome." Claim it, and let's see where this tour takes us.
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Normally we'd charge $12.99 for this (premium printing sure isn't cheap), but right now it's FREE.
Just help us cover the shipping and handling: $7.95
That's it. No subscriptions.
No hidden fees.
Just your official Tour Card showing up in your mailbox in 3-5 days. 💜
Includes 5 exclusive Yarn Rock Vol. 1 holographic stickers 💜
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Oh, and one more thing - I'm personally signing each of these. All 200 of them.
Is my hand going to cramp? Probably. Is it worth it to make sure the founding Krewe members have something truly special? Absolutely.
After Vol. 1, I can't promise we'll be able to keep up with the demand (fingers crossed 🤞), so this might be the only batch that's hand-signed. Just saying.
Oh, and here's the kicker - I'm not just signing these. I'm personalizing them.
Tell me your name (or your yarn bestie's name if this is a gift), and I'll write it on the card before I sign it.
Is this extra work? Yep.
Does my hand already hurt thinking about it? Also yep.
Is it worth it to make 200 founding Krewe members feel truly special? Absolutely.
After Vol. 1, I might not be able to keep this up (hello, scale problems). So this could be your only shot at a hand-personalized Yarn Rock collectible.
Just saying...
Here's What You're Really Getting:
🎤 A numbered collectible - Proof you were here for Vol. 1
🎸 QR code access - Exclusive content, bonus tracks, and early access to future albums (Vol. 2 is already in the works, but shhh 🤫)
🎵 Bragging rights - You'll be able to say "I was there for the first pressing" when everyone else discovers us later 😉
📬 Something real - In a world of digital everything, this is a physical piece of the Yarn Rock story you can hold
Tour Card holders get first access to all of them. Consider this your VIP pass.
⚡ Only 200 Cards Available
I'm serious about the limit. We're printing 200 cards for this first pressing, and when they're gone, this page disappears.
Why? Because if this thing scales (and I hope it does), I want the OG Krewe members to have something that proves they were here from the beginning.
Call it sentimental. Call it good marketing. Call it whatever you want - but claim yours before they're gone.
Ready to Join the Founding 200?
This tour's moving fast. Once we hit 200 cards, this offer closes and the first pressing is officially over.
Grab your backstage pass while you still can.
$7.95 covers printing, packaging & shipping. No tricks, no gimmicks. Just your card.
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P.S. - That QR code on the back? It unlocks something special. I'm not telling you what it is here - you'll have to claim your card to find out.
Let's just say... there might be a surprise waiting for founding Krewe members. 😉
P.P.S. - Yes, I know $7.95 for shipping sounds like a lot for a postcard. But this isn't printed on flimsy cardstock.
It's premium, glossy, collectible-quality. The kind of thing you'll actually want to keep (or mail to your yarn-obsessed bestie). Trust me, it's worth it.
P.P.P.S. - Yes, I really am signing all 200 cards myself.
My hand's already cramping just thinking about it, but you deserve something special for being here from the start.
Consider it my thank-you for believing in this yarn-obsessed dream.
~ Crochet Cathy 💜
...Because every stitch (and every card) should make you smile
Our Promise
Knotty Habits loves our Krewe. We don't judge how you look, how big your yarn stash is, or how long you've been making handmade happiness.
We're not gonna show fake testimonials or reviews just to get you in the Krewe. We're also not going to put a fake timer on here to get you to buy now (although there really are only 200 of these Tour Cards - when they're gone, that's it).
We promise to keep things real around here, offer quality products (funny yarn-related tees, mostly), and most importantly, create a community where, if we've done it right, you feel right at home. Welcome home, Yarn Stasher.