Navy T-shirt featuring an orange owl wearing turquoise glasses and crocheting, with the words “Counting Stitches. Do Not Make Eye Contact.”

Counting Stitches

Navy / S
$37.00
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Navy T-shirt featuring an orange owl wearing turquoise glasses and crocheting, with the words “Counting Stitches. Do Not Make Eye Contact.”

Counting Stitches

Sizing Guide

Fit: Unisex, true to size with a slightly fitted feel. For a relaxed look, size up.

How to measure: Lay your favorite tee flat. Measure across the chest 1" below the armhole for Chest Width. Measure from the highest shoulder to hem for Body Length. Match to the chart for your perfect fit.

Gildan 64000 unisex t-shirt size chart showing width and length measurements from S to 5XL
Color: Navy
Size: S
$37.00

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About This Design

One... two... three... WAIT, WHAT WAS I COUNTING?!Every crocheter knows that counting stitches requires serious concentration. Featuring a hilariously unimpressed owl in turquoise glasses, this funny crochet T-shirt sends a clear message to anyone thinking about interrupting: do not make eye contact! A perfect gift for crocheters who take their stitch counts seriously.

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

  • Wash and Dry Inside Out
  • Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
  • Avoid Excessive Spinning
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Pricing & Sizing

Every Size. Same Price. 💜

  •  One price for sizes S–5XL
  •  Unisex fit, true to size
  •  No upcharge for larger sizes
  •  Comfortable, lightweight feel

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